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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped an anvil on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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