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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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