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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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