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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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