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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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