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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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