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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜

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