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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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