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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a sofa on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶

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