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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶

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