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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a sofa on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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