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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a small child on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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