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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a small child on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍

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