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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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