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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a small child on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹

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