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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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