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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a barrel on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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