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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 canary 🦜

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