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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶

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