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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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