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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕

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