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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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