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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️

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