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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍

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