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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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