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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜

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