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Pet squish

My step-auntie Lillian dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶

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