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Pet squish

My step-auntie Kitty dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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