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Pet squish

My step-auntie Kitty dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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