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Pet squish

My step-auntie Kitty dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶

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