Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Kitty dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 dog 🐕

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