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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a computer on their pet …

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canary 🦜 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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