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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a computer on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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