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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a computer on their pet …

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cat 🐈 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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