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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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