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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜

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