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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a piano on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜

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