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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a piano on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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