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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a piano on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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