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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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