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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱

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