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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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