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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

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