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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈

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