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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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