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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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