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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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