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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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