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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴

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