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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Jemima
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
poodle 🐩
parrot 🦜
pug 🐶
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
puppy 🐶
parakeet 🦜
tarantula 🕷
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