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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 pug 🐶

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