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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜

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