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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 dog 🐕

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