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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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