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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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