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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁

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