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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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