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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Jemima
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dixie
Teddy
Tilly
Smeagol
Princess
Roxy
Pepper
Lola
Geoffrey
...Stink
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