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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Jemima
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Rt Hon
Miss
Mr
Mrs
Professor
Ms
Dr
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.