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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️
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