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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹
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