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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Jemima
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
cat 🐈
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Miss
Dr
Rt Hon
Professor
Mr
Ms
Mrs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.