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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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