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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠

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