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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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