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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈

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