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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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