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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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