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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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