Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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