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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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