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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️

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