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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜

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