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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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