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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹

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