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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a sofa on their pet …

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cat 🐈 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜

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