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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱

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