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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a small child on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 canary 🦜

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