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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a small child on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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