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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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