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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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