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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a barrel on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩

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