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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Imogen
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
gerbil 🐹
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
monkey 🐒
parrot 🦜
poodle 🐩
cat 🐈
kitten 🐱
snake 🐍
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