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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹
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