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My step-auntie Imogen dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜
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