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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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