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Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰

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