Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰

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