Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Imogen dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍

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