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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a computer on their pet …

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pug 🐶 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜

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