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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a computer on their pet …

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dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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