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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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