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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕

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