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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a piano on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️

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