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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a sofa on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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