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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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