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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a barrel on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠

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