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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕

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