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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶

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